Item wiki/Quests/A Deranged Scheme

NORMAL · #901

A Deranged Scheme

Quest giver
Kissy Pixie
Location
Home IIIX25 Y19
Level
20+
Rewards
100,000 XP (you + partner) · Incense of Training (3d, Non-Trade)

Walkthrough

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  1. 1

    Accept the quest

    Talk to Kissy PixieHome III· X25 Y19

    PickTalkYesAsk what's wrong

    Needs Level 20+

    Dialogue
    1. Kissy Pixie:Hey! I've been looking all over for you!
    2. Kissy Pixie:I really need to talk to you about something!
    3. You:“Talk”
    4. Kissy Pixie:Hey! Have you seen my friend?
    5. Kissy Pixie:This creepy guy took her somewhere and I haven't seen her since!
    6. Kissy Pixie:Huh? No, silly, I'm me. Not her.
    7. Kissy Pixie:Aaargh! No, no, no, no, no! That's not what I mean!
    8. Kissy Pixie:You were just talking to my friend over here a little while ago!
    9. Kissy Pixie:She's the one who's gone! What, all Pixies look the same to you?!
    10. You:“Yes”
    11. Kissy Pixie:God that's why I can't stand humans!
    12. Kissy Pixie:You depend so much on how someone looks than on what they're made of inside...
    13. Kissy Pixie:That you easily roll over with just a few sweet words and some fake kindness.
    14. Kissy Pixie:You had something with her okay?!
    15. Kissy Pixie:And it's not like you met her just once. You came to see over and over again!
    16. Kissy Pixie:It might have been nothing more than a game to you...
    17. Kissy Pixie:But the time she spent with you was really something special for her!
    18. Kissy Pixie:You should know by now who she is and what she's like...
    19. Kissy Pixie:So I don't see how you can just ignore that and act like we're all the same!
    20. Kissy Pixie:Can you imagine how hurt she'd feel if you didn't recognize her?!
    21. Kissy Pixie:Oh forget it. What's the point of explaining all this to a human?
    22. Kissy Pixie:Hey! I need your help rescuing some of my pretty Pixie friends!
    23. You:“Ask what's wrong”
    24. Kissy Pixie:Some of my younger friends have been splitting up into really ugly demons!
    25. Kissy Pixie:Like evil demons with bat-like wings, or these gooey, icky demons!
    26. Kissy Pixie:Do you know what's going on?
    27. Kissy Pixie:I'm so worried! I've had so many of my other friends disappear...
    28. Kissy Pixie:In the exact same way!
    29. Kissy Pixie:You've gotta look for her! You're the only human I can trust!
    30. Quest: A Deranged Scheme accepted.
    31. Look for the Pixie Alpha.

    Z20101_441_Q901_07 · zone_events-20101.xml

  2. 2

    Gather information on the Pixie Alpha.

    Talk to Dabster Demon BusterSuginami· X20 Y21

    PickTalk about workExplain everything

    Dialogue
    1. Dabster Demon Buster:I like teaching people about 'Dodge' while I help them find their way on the paths.
    2. Dabster Demon Buster:Leave giving directions and Dodge to me.
    3. You:“Talk about work”
    4. Dabster Demon Buster:Request? What request? Pixie Alpha? I don't know what you're talking about.
    5. Dabster Demon Buster:I was ordered to go to Shinjuku Babel by the Commune bigwigs a few days ago...
    6. Dabster Demon Buster:And I've been there the whole time. What happened while I was gone?
    7. Dabster Demon Buster:I've been in Shinjuku Babel the whole time. What happened while I was gone?
    8. You:“Explain everything”
    9. Dabster Demon Buster:I see.
    10. Dabster Demon Buster:This can only mean that someone other than myself came to you in my guise...
    11. Dabster Demon Buster:And made the request to you.
    12. Dabster Demon Buster:.........
    13. Dabster Demon Buster:I discovered at the Commune that a demon based in Ichigaya...
    14. Dabster Demon Buster:had relocated to Suginami.
    15. Dabster Demon Buster:However, other than its type we know nothing about it.
    16. Dabster Demon Buster:As you know while the demons in Suginami are known for their friendliness...
    17. Dabster Demon Buster:The demons in Ichigaya are known for their extreme propensity for violence.
    18. Dabster Demon Buster:This move into Suginami would disrupt the current power balance among demons.
    19. Dabster Demon Buster:Therefore, I have been ordered to discover the culprit and investigate its motive.
    20. Dabster Demon Buster:Once all the pieces of the puzzle have been put together...
    21. Dabster Demon Buster:including the disappearance of the Pixies the rapidly increasing Slime population
    22. Dabster Demon Buster:and the impostor who took my face...
    23. Dabster Demon Buster:I wonder what sort of a picture will emerge...
    24. Dabster Demon Buster:I will stay in the area for a while to investigate further.
    25. Dabster Demon Buster:In the meantime, you should continue to search for this Pixie Alpha.
    26. Dabster Demon Buster:If you find out anything, would you please report back to me?
    27. Look for the Pixie Alpha.

    Z30101_202_Q901_04 · zone_events-30101.xml

  3. 3

    Look into the disappearance of the Pixie Alpha.

    Talk to GhoulIchigaya· X16 Y15

    PickTalkHuh?Better apologize

    Dialogue
    1. Ghoul:Um...I guess this is kinda fun...
    2. Ghoul:But really...
    3. You:“Talk”
    4. Ghoul:Hey! What a coincidence! I didn't think I'd see you in a place like this!
    5. Ghoul:Aw, come on, it's me! You know, from Home III?
    6. You:“Huh?”
    7. Ghoul:Geez, you're looking like a demon just ran off with your bribe!
    8. Ghoul:Wait a minute...
    9. Ghoul:You couldn't tell it was me? Even after all that time we spent together at Home III?
    10. Ghoul:My sister knew. How come you couldn't tell?
    11. Ghoul:I knew it! You were just looking at my body the whole time!
    12. Ghoul:You didn't care about me at all! I hate you!
    13. You:“Better apologize”
    14. Ghoul:You think that sorry apology will mend the glass heart you've broken?!
    15. Ghoul:Only the sweetest syrup in the world can stick the pieces back together!
    16. Ghoul:I hate you! I wish you'd die!
    17. Find something to placate the Pixie Alpha.

    Z80101_467_Q901_P1_09 · zone_events-80101.xml

  4. 4

    Find something that may placate the Pixie Alpha.

    1. a.

      Talk to GhoulIchigaya· X16 Y15

      PickHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceHand over 1 Ashes of the SeanceAsk her if she knows what happenedTell her about the Dabster Demon BusterYes

      −Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance−Ashes of the Seance

    Dialogue
    1. Ghoul:Okay, I've calmed down now.
    2. Ghoul:It looks you're reeeally sorry, so I'll let it slide this time.
    3. Ghoul:But you know what...
    4. Ghoul:This appearance really does get to me.
    5. Ghoul:I tried hugging my sister earlier like I always do...
    6. Ghoul:And almost squashed her!
    7. Ghoul:It's like, I've been growing big without even realizing it.
    8. Ghoul:Maybe it's my growth hormones kicking in. What do you think?
    9. Ghoul:......
    10. Ghoul:Come ON, you're supposed to LAUGH! You know I can't stand looking like this!
    11. You:“Tell her about the Dabster Demon Buster”
    12. Ghoul:He was creeping me out so I ignored him and just tried getting away from him.
    13. Ghoul:And then, he has the nerve to cast Marin Karin on me! Like how rude!
    14. Ghoul:You're only supposed to form a contract through fair play! It's common courtesy!
    15. Ghoul:I mean it's scary enough handing your body over to someone you barely know!
    16. Ghoul:He made me sooo mad I just blew him away with a Megido!
    17. Ghoul:Hmm. Maybe he wasn't even human. I mean he had this smell like the kind we have.
    18. Ghoul:I guess it could have just rubbed off of one of the demons he hangs around with.
    19. Ghoul:Anyway, after all that hubbub I suddenly realized I'd turned into...this!
    20. Ghoul:Ohh I want my real body back! I feel like I'm even getting uglier inside!
    21. Ghoul:And I never thought it'd be so awkward to walk around on two feet!
    22. Ghoul:Oooh but you know what? This height's perfect...
    23. Ghoul:For giving you a hug!
    24. Ghoul:How about it!
    25. Ghoul:Tee hee hee!
    26. Ghoul:I'm ready when you're ready! Kiss me kiss me kiss me!
    27. Ghoul:I'm ready when you're ready! Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!
    28. You:“Yes”
    29. Ghoul:Oh...my pretty human lover...
    30. You are overpowered by the stench of rotting flesh.
    31. Your lips feel slimy and slightly numb.
    32. You've handed over 1 Ashes of the Seance.
    33. Find a way to return the Pixie Alpha to its original form.

    Z80101_467_Q901_P2_10a · zone_events-80101.xml

  5. 5

    Look for a way for the Pixie Alpha to return to its former self.

    Talk to Dabster Demon BusterSuginami· X20 Y21

    PickTalk about workAsk about the PixiesAsk about the SlimesPixies have been splitting upAsk about the relocating demonAsk about the fake Demon BusterIt's a Ghoul!

    Dialogue
    1. Dabster Demon Buster:I like teaching people about 'Dodge' while I help them find their way on the paths.
    2. Dabster Demon Buster:Leave giving directions and Dodge to me.
    3. You:“Talk about work”
    4. Dabster Demon Buster:Great. I was just about to contact you myself.
    5. Dabster Demon Buster:I have finally found out the cause behind the disappearing Pixies...
    6. Dabster Demon Buster:as well as the Slime problem. I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    7. Dabster Demon Buster:I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    8. You:“Ask about the Pixies”
    9. Dabster Demon Buster:The truth is the Pixies haven't been disappearing at all.
    10. Dabster Demon Buster:They have been robbed of their powers and forced into taking on another form.
    11. Dabster Demon Buster:Since ancient times demons who have had every ounce of their powers stolen...
    12. Dabster Demon Buster:Or otherwise suffered some sort of transformation in their bodies...
    13. Dabster Demon Buster:Have been known to transform into a very specific type of demon.
    14. Dabster Demon Buster:This is exactly what has happened to the Pixies.
    15. Dabster Demon Buster:To prove my hypothesis I studied the demons I believe the Pixies have turned into...
    16. Dabster Demon Buster:And found just as many of them as there are missing Pixies.
    17. Dabster Demon Buster:I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    18. You:“Ask about the Slimes”
    19. Dabster Demon Buster:I think you may have guessed by now...
    20. Dabster Demon Buster:But, the demons that the Pixies turned into when they were robbed of their powers...
    21. Dabster Demon Buster:are those very same Slimes that have been increasingly populating this area.
    22. Dabster Demon Buster:By this point, their very minds have attained the level of Slimes...
    23. Dabster Demon Buster:making it impossible to have any kind of communication with them.
    24. Dabster Demon Buster:However, from the biological data I extracted, I discovered...
    25. Dabster Demon Buster:that their magical powers are changing into some other form...
    26. Dabster Demon Buster:That is splitting into tinier forms like some type of reproduction process.
    27. Dabster Demon Buster:I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    28. You:“Pixies have been splitting up”
    29. Dabster Demon Buster:Ah so you know about that already.
    30. Dabster Demon Buster:But the Pixies have not been splitting up. They have been giving birth to something...
    31. Dabster Demon Buster:That is causing them to lose their powers and thus transform into a different form.
    32. Dabster Demon Buster:When demons lose too much power they begin to turn into Slimes.
    33. Dabster Demon Buster:The strain of the birth clearly sapped them of their powers. But who impregnated them?
    34. Dabster Demon Buster:I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    35. You:“Ask about the relocating demon”
    36. Dabster Demon Buster:I suspect the demon that came from Ichigaya is behind this incident.
    37. Dabster Demon Buster:It must have taken my guise and fooled the Pixies into having its children.
    38. Dabster Demon Buster:I will explain it to you one step at a time.
    39. You:“Ask about the fake Demon Buster”
    40. Dabster Demon Buster:It angers me to know that a demon took my form to fool those poor Pixies.
    41. You:“It's a Ghoul!”

    Z30101_202_Q901_20 · zone_events-30101.xml

  6. 6

    Look for the whereabouts of the Incubus.

    Talk to GhoulIchigaya· X16 Y15

    PickTell it about the IncubusAsk about the whereabouts of the IncubusAsk her to try again

    Dialogue
    1. Ghoul:Wow, you came to visit me! Even when you know I still look like this.
    2. Ghoul:Ohhh, I want my original form back!
    3. You:“Tell it about the Incubus”
    4. Ghoul:What? That guy was an Incubus?
    5. Ghoul:Why didn't he turn me into a Slime like he did with all my friends?
    6. Ghoul:Is it...is it because he thought I was too cute to be turned into one?
    7. You:“Ask about the whereabouts of the Incubus”
    8. Ghoul:Well...since he turned me into this form with his magic...
    9. Ghoul:I should be able to trace back the magic with my mind to see where it's coming from.
    10. Ghoul:My sister's good at it, but I've never done it before. I'm a bit scared... but, I'll try.
    11. Ghoul:...
    12. Ghoul:......
    13. Ghoul:Hey...I know this...
    14. Ghoul:Hm...
    15. Ghoul:Hm...?
    16. Ghoul:Hmmm?
    17. Ghoul:My sister?
    18. Ghoul:At the North Pole?
    19. Ghoul:The Kingdom of Fairies?
    20. Ghoul:...
    21. Ghoul:Wow. I sort of had a peek into my sister's past!
    22. Ghoul:Wow. I think I, like, had a peek into my sister's past!
    23. You:“Ask her to try again”
    24. Ghoul:Okay.
    25. Ghoul:...
    26. Ghoul:......
    27. Ghoul:Nnng.
    28. Ghoul:I can see a huge gate... It's the Suginami gate...
    29. Ghoul:I'm going in...
    30. Ghoul:...
    31. Ghoul:Nnng!
    32. Ghoul:There're too many people! I'm getting confused!
    33. Ghoul:Grrr! I got cut off in front of some kind of door! It's like in another dimension.
    34. Ghoul:Maybe that means he's hiding in a dungeon!
    35. Look for the Incubus.

    Z80101_467_Q901_P4_07 · zone_events-80101.xml

  7. 7

    Look for the whereabouts of the Incubus to put a stop to it.

    Walk into the marked areaSuginami Tunnels· X21 Y20

    PickYes

    Dialogue
    1. You detect an evil ripple in the air. >Enter?
    2. You:“Yes”

    D54_540101_542X_BOSS_Q901_00 · dungeon_events-542X.xml

  8. 8

    Put a stop to the Incubus.

    Talk to Kissy PixieSuginami Tunnels· X23 Y20

    Dialogue
    1. Kissy Pixie:What you see in front of you...that's the power that gives me my appearance.
    2. Kissy Pixie:That Incubus stole that power and kept it trapped in one of its powerful nightmares.
    3. Kissy Pixie:Can you believe it? A demon wanting nothing more than my appearance?
    4. Kissy Pixie:Oh by the way, it's me talking right now. It's reconnected with my body again.
    5. Kissy Pixie:Thank you so much for helping me! I really appreciate it!
    6. Kissy Pixie:That Incubus was ordered by its master to come here and expand their territory.
    7. Kissy Pixie:It attacked my friends and spawned Nocturnae children...
    8. Kissy Pixie:to form an army to conquer the people of Suginami through their dreams.
    9. Kissy Pixie:But when it met me, it fell in love and forgot all about its plans.
    10. Kissy Pixie:And now...it's dead.
    11. Kissy Pixie:*sigh* It's so true. I really do have killer looks.
    12. Kissy Pixie:If it liked me so much, why couldn't it have just told me that?
    13. Kissy Pixie:I mean if it did I could have... I could have...
    14. Kissy Pixie:I could have just rejected its advances and none of this would have happened!
    15. Kissy Pixie:Don't you just hate it when guys like think everything has to go their way?
    16. Kissy Pixie:I'd rather have someone like... someone like...
    17. Kissy Pixie:Someone like you talk to me!
    18. Kissy Pixie:Tee hee!
    19. Kissy Pixie:I'm going to go and return to my body now. I want to give you something special...
    20. Kissy Pixie:For what you did for me so you'd better come see me again okay?
    21. Kissy Pixie:Do you want to fly back with me?

    D54_540101_542X_441_Q901_02 · dungeon_events-542X.xml

  9. 9

    Turn in

    Talk to the Pixie Alpha.

    Talk to Kissy PixieHome III· X25 Y19

    PickTalk

    +100,000 XP (you + partner)+Incense of Training (3d, Non-Trade)

    Dialogue
    1. Kissy Pixie:I'm sooo glad I've got this body back!
    2. You:“Talk”
    3. Kissy Pixie:Hey! You really came back!
    4. Kissy Pixie:My friends are turning back into Pixies again!
    5. Kissy Pixie:I guess that guy's death caused everyone's powers to return to their original bodies!
    6. Kissy Pixie:Wow...
    7. Kissy Pixie:We've sure been through a lot huh?
    8. Kissy Pixie:At first, I thought oh you're just kinda nice for a human...
    9. Kissy Pixie:But, now you've met my family and even seen me at my most vulnerable!
    10. Kissy Pixie:How embarassing!
    11. Kissy Pixie:Tee hee! I'm just joking. Well, maybe not entirely.
    12. Kissy Pixie:After all, that I like you more than ever!
    13. Kissy Pixie:I'm gonna be here for a while so if you ever need me come pay me a visit!
    14. Kissy Pixie:You're my favorite person in the world. I'd do anything for you. ANYthing.
    15. Kissy Pixie:Tee hee hee!
    16. You've obtained 1 Incense of Training (3Days Non-Trade).
    17. Quest: A Deranged Scheme completed.

    Z20101_441_Q901_17 · zone_events-20101.xml